Hello hello

 

Do you have children?  Because I don’t.  I know, it’s such a tragic loss to society that I haven’t bred yet.  Anyway, it seems there’s a helluva lot of people out there in the real world that do have actual children.  And they want to help their kids eat more healthy.  And they don’t know how the hell to do that.  And so they’re coming to me.  And I’m all like, ‘hey, I don’t even have kids‘ and that’s like, the lamest reason ever to not be able to help these parents. 

 

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