So I’m at the fabulous juice retreat in Portugal, having a bloody awesome time I might add!
I’ve been eating like an actual Queen since I got here, all organic fruit, veg, sprouts grown on the estate picked fresh every day. Just bloody marvellous. I know I know, sickening how good my life is isn’t it?
Wanted to share with you what I’ve been having for breakfast the last couple of days cause it’s just so awesome you HAVE to make it. If you don’t, I’m gonna fly to wherever you are right now and bitch slap you…twice! Don’t think I won’t!
Pomegranate season is almost upon us and these little beauties are not only chock-full of anti-cancerous properties but also lower cholesterol, reduce your risk of heart disease, give you a MASSIVE vit C injection, reduce dental plaque and can increase your libido.
Yes Pomegranates will make you want to have SEX. We like a bit of sex don’t we?
Moving on.
Here is the recipeeee.
Superfruit breakfast
1 Pomegranate (the red bits, you know)
1 apple
1/2 pink grapefruit
Add the pomegranate to a bowl. Chop the apple and add to the bowl. SQUEEEEZE the grapefruit juice on top and mix thoroughly. The flavours combine really well.
Not only will you love it, you might get sex afterwards. Feed it to your partner too obvs…
Do I talk about sex too much?
They say the ones that talk about it a lot aren’t getting any…why am I typing this??
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