I am having the.best.time.ever. here in Lagos.
I wanted to share this little gem wit ya (i’m so hood).
I’ve been doing this the last three days and it is so damn good I needed to share it with you so you can do it too and we can maybes even start a wee cult or something?
Soooo here for your delight is a super quick way to have an orgasm AND get a facial too (not that kind of facial…if you don’t know what that means I’m not telling you).
Moving VERY QUICKLY ON.
The mangoes here are literally to-fucking-die-for. I’ve never tasted mangoes like it. Sweet. Juicy. RIPE. Well.done.god. is all I can say.
Did you know that you can use the mango skin to give yourself a quick beauty facial? Yes you can. You see the natural fruit enzymes help to gently revitalise, moisturise and soothe your skin leaving it baby soft and smelling sweet!
Simply peel the mango – yes peel it with your actual hands – way more fun than knives!
Take the skin and rub the mango side of it in to your face.
Leave on for five minutes whilst you eat said mango trying not to get too much attention from people in the balcony below as you slobber and ooh and aaah over the amazingness of it.
Periodically run away from wasps trying to eat mango off your face/hands/very person.
Finish eating the mango whilst wondering whether you ought to start some kind of porn channel where you eat mangoes because you’re pretty sure it would be a hot raving success!
Wash face with cool water. If you forget to wash it all off you will resemble an oompa loompa. This is NOT the look we’re going for here lovely!
So there you go. How ace is that? Answer: fiftyfinity!
Have a marvellous day. I’m off to chase wasps, see how they like it! 🙂
This blog was written by Raw Food Scotland's previous owner, Emma Calvert. You can reach her at her new website, https://missmanifestation.com/