You’ve waited. My god how you’ve waited. But now it’s here! Oh yes! The answer to all those sleepless nights. Yes, you can now find out what kind of raw foodist you really are using this simple and easy quiz.
Take the quiz and keep note of your score then scroll down where all will be revealed!
What kind of raw foodist are you?
So, what kind of raw foodist are you?
If you scored 20 – 39, you are an 801010er. You love to eat more bananas than anyone else in the world and run 24 hours a day every day to burn them off again. You most likely own a soap box and like to do push ups on it while simultaneously eating 30 bananas, 14 jackfruit, 27 mangos and telling everyone they should move to the tropics. Chances are if you’re doing 801010 you are doing it wrong. Nae luck.
If you scored 40 – 59, you are an ascended raw food master. You fart superfood rainbows and shit raw chocolate bars. You wear a poncho and five zappers whilst walking barefoot in your grounding shoes. You spend most of the day talking about 2012 and the lizard people. Awesome!
If you scored 60 – 79, you are possibly in to sprouts a bit too much and look like Neil from The Young Ones. Crank open a jar of rawtella and lick it off some naked sailors. Youtube it and send me the link…
If you scored 80, you’re so enlightened about raw food you should have a bank holiday named after you. In fact, it means you’re just like me. This is great news because it means you’re probably a bit crazy and a hugely sexy raw food eater…in between the random eating of chips and drinking of cider. You don’t really care about all the ins and outs of the raw food movement you just eat raw food and get on with it. Go you!
Well I’m sure you’ll agree that is the most helpful quiz on the planet. Now you can sleep better at night.
It really doesn’t matter what kind of foodist you are, as long as you’re alive and having fun then that’s ALL that matters!
This blog was written by Raw Food Scotland's previous owner, Emma Calvert. You can reach her at her new website, https://missmanifestation.com/