I just got back from New York don’t ya know. Yes. I’ve started saying asshole and mofo A LOT. This is irrelevant but any opportunity to swear and be inappropriate on my blog WILL be taken. You know this.
My god, if I don’t move to New York immediately I’ll literally take my own life just on the off chance reincarnation is a viable additional life option and I’m reincarnated in to some little New York baby body that happens to grow up very quickly so I can go to the raw places. Sigh. That plan won’t work will it? Maybe I’ll just marry a sugar daddy and get him to ship me off to New York then dump him. Hmm. Needs a bit of work, right?« Continue »